I made this to go with our seed bomb wedding favors. :)
Specialists have gotten together and spent decades designing a machine capable of squirting marshmallow at such a perfect angle so as to create the delicate marshmallow beak on each peep. Then they cover that peep in pastel sugar and top it off with chocolate goddamn eyes. They studied chemistry so as to perfect the recipe of the peep so that when you chomp on its soft squat little tail it feels as though you’re eating a cloud. Never am I given the opportunity to eat tasty treats that are as adorable as they are on the day of Easter.
My girlfriend, on the true meaning of Easter.