“I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.”

I made this to go with our seed bomb wedding favors. :)

Specialists have gotten together and spent decades designing a machine capable of squirting marshmallow at such a perfect angle so as to create the delicate marshmallow beak on each peep. Then they cover that peep in pastel sugar and top it off with chocolate goddamn eyes. They studied chemistry so as to perfect the recipe of the peep so that when you chomp on its soft squat little tail it feels as though you’re eating a cloud. Never am I given the opportunity to eat tasty treats that are as adorable as they are on the day of Easter.

My girlfriend, on the true meaning of Easter.

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

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colinmorganing:

mangocianamarch:

fezofrassilon:

sherlock-hannibal:

THE DRAGON HAS AWOKEN

i’ve waITED SO LONG FOR THIS POST TO HAPPEN

IT GOT BETTER THIS IS PERFECT

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how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

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xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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